After studying, for several minutes in a row I might add, I figured the perfect picture of myself is the best way to show who I am. So I decided to set up a photo shoot.
The first two pictures below are some of the many blooper shots from my “photo shoot”. Now mind you, just so we get our blogging lingo straight, a “photo shoot” in Texas is nothing more than just standing around a tree in your front yard as your brother fiddles with his new digital camera.
Another tidbit of info; it was my Mother who put the face on the tree because she thought it was cute. What I liked about it is that it ended up scaring the hell out of the neighborhood kids. Not one of them has put a foot in my yard since little Frankie froze stiff and pee’d in his pants after looking it straight in the eye. Now, I’m known as the spooky old bearded guy who has a haunted tree in his front yard. Hey… that works just fine for me - dang pesky little ankle bitters.
As I was looking over the results of the photo shoot my mind picked out these pictures, told me to add eyeballs to the face on the tree and post what you will see below. I have to say, my writing coach told me something a little different as to what I needed to post.
So, if you come back to my blog and see a comment by Shari on this post, check it out just to see what a first class writing coach thinks about what your are about to read.
Everyone needs a little help form their friends at times - even if it is a tree.
Hey Jim, wake up!!! It's time for your shot.
SMILE
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